I went to the corner shop earlier to get some cigarettes.
The shopkeeper handed me a packet. The warning on it said, “Smokers Die Younger”.
I said, “No, not this one. My parents wouldn’t like that.”
He handed me another. The warning on it said, “Smoking Causes Cancer”.
I said, “No, not this one either. My doctor wouldn’t like that.”
He handed me another. The warning on it said, “Smoking Can Damage The Sреrм And Causes Infertility”.
I said, “I’ll take this one. I don’t think that sock under my bed really gives a fuск.”