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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jеrк off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!
So I called him a horse’s аrsе, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.
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