I went to the travel agent the other day for some advice on a holiday and told him I am afraid of flying because there might be a bomb on the plane.
He told me the chances of a bomb being on a plane are over a million to one.
I told him it was still too big a risk for me.
He advised me to take a bomb of my own.
When I asked, “what the hеll for?” he told me that the chances of two bombs being on the same plane are twenty million to one!