// If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you...

Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman.

A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”

If you marry one woman, she will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you!

A man and women who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower bed of a long distance train.

At 2 am, man leans over saying:
- Ma'am sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table? I am awfully cold.
- I have better idea - she replied, - just for tonight, why don't we pretend we are married?
- Great idea ma'am. - he replied in excitement.
She says:
- Well, then get up and take it yourself

Wife: I am going to Madrid, what gift do you want?

Husband: One Spanish Girl...
Wife returns from Madrid
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months...

A married man's honest confession:

I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day i am going to have