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Ако на земята тежиш 100кг, то на Марс ще си едва 38 кг. If you weigh 100 kilos on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos on Mars Wenn du 100 kg auf der Erde wiegst, hast du auf dem Mars nur 37 kg auf der Waage. Español Если на Земле ты весишь 100 кг, Si vous pesez 100 kg sur terre, Se pesi 100kg sulla Terra, allora pesi 38kg su Marte. Ελληνικά Македонски Dünya'da 100 kiloysanız, Mars'ta 38 kilo gelirsiniz. Şu halde, siz şişman değilsiniz, sadece yanlış gezegendesiniz.. Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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If you weigh 100 kilos on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos on Mars.
YOU are not FАТ.
You are on wrong planet

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Ако на земята тежиш 100кг, то на Марс ще си едва 38 кг. Если на Земле ты весишь 100 кг, Si vous pesez 100 kg sur terre, Se pesi 100kg sulla Terra, allora pesi 38kg su Marte. Wenn du 100 kg auf der Erde wiegst, hast du auf dem Mars nur 37 kg auf der Waage. Dünya'da 100 kiloysanız, Mars'ta 38 kilo gelirsiniz. Şu halde, siz şişman değilsiniz, sadece yanlış gezegendesiniz..
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