Паметна плавуша
В тролея жена с пола седи срещу мъж.
Автобус.
В купе поезда едут трое мужчин и привлекательная девушка.
Sull'autobus un uomo sta ammirando una bella ragazza con la minigonna quando decide di avvicinarsi e rivolgerle la parola:
Važiuoja mašina senas diedukas ir seksuali blondinė. Diedukas sako : - Pakelk sijoną
Ένας κύριος στο λεωφορείο
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,”.
And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, “If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”
All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance. That’s the hospital where I had it done!”