*in bed*
Boyfriend: Why are you so far away?.
Girlfriend: You missed your chance earlier because you were to busy playing League Of Legends so... HAH.
Boyfriend: In that case... ... More League...
Girlfriend: H-Hay wait Nooo!
*start to have sеx*
Girlfriend: Dамn it every time
Boyfriend: *whisper's* yessssss
Try this on your girlfriend next time your in bed.