It’s a really hot day, and the Air Conditioner in the реnguin’s car quits. Well, penguins can’t take high temperatures so he immediately takes his car to an auto repair shop.
The реnguin asks, “How long will it be?”
The mechanic says, “Give me half an hour.”
So the реnguin decides to go get some ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the реnguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. His flippers have trouble getting the ice cream to his beak and within no time he is an absolute mess. Ice cream all over his front and his beak.
The реnguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and goes back to the mechanic’s repair shop.
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The mechanic comes walking out wiping his greasy hands on a rag and says, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
The реnguin says, “No, I was just eating ice cream.”