It’s night and a drunк is crawling along the pavement looking for something.
A passer-by offers to help and asks what’s missing.
The drunк replies that he’s lost his watch.
‘And where abouts did you lose it?’ asks the passer-by.
‘About half a mile up the road,’ replies the drunк.
‘So why are you doing down here?’ asks the passer-by.
The drunк replies, ‘Down here the lighting is better.’