It’s night and a drunk is crawling along the pavement looking for something. A passer-by offers to help and asks what’s missing. The drunk replies that he’s lost his watch. ‘And where abouts did...

It’s night and a drunк is crawling along the pavement looking for something.
A passer-by offers to help and asks what’s missing.
The drunк replies that he’s lost his watch.
‘And where abouts did you lose it?’ asks the passer-by.
‘About half a mile up the road,’ replies the drunк.
‘So why are you doing down here?’ asks the passer-by.
The drunк replies, ‘Down here the lighting is better.’

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