It was a very hot Wednesday here in Florida. Bessie, our Hump-Day Camel, stopped dead in her tracks. I thought I might have to call for a tow truck to get a camel tow, but a camel expert said,...

It was a very hot Wednesday here in Florida. Bessie, our Нuмр-Day Camel, stopped dead in her tracks.
I thought I might have to call for a tow truck to get a camel tow, but a camel expert said, “Seeing it’s such a hot day, give ‘er a swift kick in the аrsе.”
So I did. I got up on a ladder and gave Old Bessie a swift boot. She immediately proceeded to pass such an incredible fаrт, I thought I would pass out for lack of Oxygen.
The camel expert said, “Just as expected on a hot day. Vapor lock.”

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