It was my anniversary last night. As my wife peeled the cloth away she said, “Da dah! Your dinner is served." "I’m not eating that,” I replied, “It looks and smells revolting.” She said, “Just...

It was my anniversary last night. As my wife peeled the cloth away she said, “Da dah! Your dinner is served."
"I’m not eating that,” I replied, “It looks and smells revolting.” She said, “Just taste it."
"No f*cking chance.” I replied, “Put those knickers back on.” - The Joke Cafe

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