Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says "Every time it rains my fanny gets sore". He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. "I see...

Its рissing down and this мidgет goes to the doctors and says "Every time it rains my fаnny gets sore".
He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. "I see the problem," he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip snip snip snip he goes with the scissors. "There that's fixed it" he says. "Your fаnny wont be sore any more"
"Did you operate on my fаnny doctor?" asks the мidgет.
"No" said the doctor, "I cut 2 inches off the tops of your wellingtons".

23

0