JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Sтuрid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
 
Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and so she took some Epsom salts
to pass the time away
But though she tried, and tried, and tried
she couldn’t make time pass
So if you want to know the time
just look up Mary’s …
… uncle in the Yellow Pages. He sells watches.
 
Mary had a little skirt
Twas slit right up the side
And every time that Mary sat
You could see her silky thigh
Mary had another skirt
Twas slit right up the front
… but she didn’t wear that one very often …
 
 
Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
But then one day the lamb was gone,
it is the worst I fear…
‘Cause Mary’s got a new wool shawl,
and chops to last a year.