The 6th grade science teacher
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Tredjeklasslärarinnan fröken Lind frågade sin klass: - Vilken mänsklig kroppsdel ökar sin storlek med tio gånger när den blir stimulerad? Lilla Lisa ställde sig upp och skrek: - Du borde...
"What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?"
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said,
"I know! The pupil of the eye." The teacher replied,
"Yes, very good Jimmy."
The the teacher turned to Jane and said,
"Jane I have three things to say to you:
One - you have a very dirтy mind.
Two - you haven't been studying hard enough. And three - you're going to be very disappointed!"