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A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a beer." Ein Pferd kommt in den Saloon und bestellt einen Whiskey. ,"Was bin ich schuldig?",- "Sechs Dollar," sagt der Keeper und schluckt, "Also, ein Pferd habe ich noch nie bedient." ,Da meint der Gaul nur:,"Bei den Preisen wird es auch das letzte Mal gewesen sein!" Gorilin biri bara girmiş.Barmenden bir içki istemiş.Barmen çok şaşırmış tabii,ama belli etmeden gorilin içkisini vermiş..Hesap ödeme zamanı gelince de üç misli fazla söylemiş.Goril ses çıkarmadan... Estaba un cantinero esperando al primer cliente, cuando al cabo de varias horas, entra un caballo, se sienta y pide un trago. El caballo se toma el trago y le pregunta cuánto le debe. El cantinero... En apekatt kommer inn på en bar, legger en 200-lapp på baren og ber om én øl. “Jøss, en snakkende apekatt...”, tenker bartenderen. “Selv om han kan snakke, så er han sikkert ikke så flink til å...
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A woman walks into her sеx thearapist’s office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sеx anymore, and asks what to do about it?
The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viаgrа that might do the trick.
She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens.
The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viаgrа worked, and she and her husband had the best sеx ever.
She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills?
The therapist replies she dosn’t know but says to go ahead and try it.
The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sеx was even better than the night before.
She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills?
The therapist once again tells her to give it a try.
The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sеx just keeps getting better and better.
She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle?
The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn’t know what a full bottle would do to a person.
The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee.
A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: "Are you the “idiот” who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viаgrа?"
"Why yes young man I did?"
"Why?"
"Well mom’s dead, my sister’s Pregnant, my A– Hurts, and Dad just sits in the corner going, 'here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…'”
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Bridge to Hawaii Der Geist in der Flasche One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. À Brest, un retraité est en train de biner son jardin lorsqu'il tombe sur une vieille lampe à huile, comme celle d'Aladdin. A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man... En man är ute och promenerar på en strand i Kalifornien och funderar över livet när han helt plötsligt utbrister: - "Herre, uppfyll en önskan åt mig!" Plötsligt fylls himlen av mörka moln över hans huvud och han hör Gud säga med mörk röst: -... Een man wandelde op het strand en was in diep gebed verzonken. Plots zei hij luidop: "God, laat me één wens doen". De lucht brak open boven zijn hoofd en de luide stem van God riep: "Omdat jij mij... Mies kulki yksinään rannalla ja löysi pullon lojumassa hiekassa. Hän kurkottui poimimaan pullon ja veti korkin ulos. Savupilven keskeltä tuli esiin henki. Henki kiitti nopeasti miestä vapaudestaan...
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