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Q: Why did Beethoven кill his chicken?
A: It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

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Q: What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
A: "Someday my prints will come."

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Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.

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Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie?
A: All of Ken's stuff.

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Dear Mr.
Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

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Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!
' - no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'

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Classic Воотy Call... Flintstone:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

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Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?
A: Poker.

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Geek Воотy Call... Comics:
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me touch myself while I read "Daredevil #181"?

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Geek Воотy Call... Convention:
Hey, could you tell me where the "Star Wars" convention is? I just got lost... in your eyes.

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Geek Воотy Call... Anime:
You're hotter than an anime chick.

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Geek Воотy Call... Form:
Your form is more arousing to me than that of a Twi'lek pleasure slаvе.

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Geek Воотy Call... Dice:
According to my percentile dice, I should have charmed you by now.

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Geek Воотy Call... Fаn Fiction:
You're totally fаn-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter.

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Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks.
Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven."
Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

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Did you know their making a movie about the Grand Forks Flood?
It's called, 'A River Runs Over It.'

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Q: What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

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Geek Воотy Call... Guild:
Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some level grinding?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Clothes:
Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!

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Hipster Воотy Call... Clothing:
Haven't I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?

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