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- Откъде знаеш, че морковите са полезни за зрението? Un médico le dice a su paciente: - Las zanahorias son buenas para la vista. - Y eso, ¿Cómo lo sabe? - Muy sencillo, ¿Qué usted ha visto un conejo con gafas? Τα πολλά καρώτα του Γιωρίκα Пацієнт запитує в лікаря: — Лікарю, а правду кажуть, що від моркви зір покращується? — Правду кажуть! Ви коли-небудь бачили зайця в окулярах? Przychodzi baba do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: - Co pani dolega? - Mam bardzo słaby wzrok Na to lekarz: - Proszę jeść dużo marchewek tak jak królik. - Co? - zdziwiła się baba. - No tak widziała pani... - Honnan lehet tudni, hogy a répa jó hatással van a látásra? - Miért? Te láttál már szemüveges nyulat? Medicul oftalmolog o sfatuieste pe o pacienta sa faca o Cura de morcovi pentru a-si imbunatati vederea. Sceptica, femeia intreaba: - Domnule doctor, sinteti sigur ca nu voi mai avea Probleme cu... - Daktare, jeigu valgysiu daug morkų, ar tikrai pagerės mano regėjimas? - Aišku! Argi kada matėte triušį su akiniais?..
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There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere.
One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.
The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''.
She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?''
The doctor said ''$300''
She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??''
He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''
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- Докторе, какво ми е?! - Докторе, што ми е? Трпе оди на доктор и прашува: Приходит к психологу мужик и говорит:
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