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If you can't say something nice, say it in French.

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Life Jokes

All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save company dollars.
One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray
travel expenses.
In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage.
Small plastic roses and ball point pens will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.

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Office and Work Jokes Money jokes Aviation Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?
Shell.

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Animal Jokes

"Doctor I feel like biscuits!"
"What, you mean those square ones?"
"Yes!"
"The ones you put butter on?"
"Yes!"
"Well, that means you’re crackers!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’

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Animal Jokes Men jokes Pet Jokes

A man calls a lawyer’s office.
A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’
The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s playing golf today.’
‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’

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Office and Work Jokes Men jokes Lawyer Jokes

How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

What does a соw ride when his car is broken?
A СОW-asaki MOO-torcycle.

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

Big inspection on a build site/yard.
The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual.
The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses.
-(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time

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Office and Work Jokes Life Jokes Boss Jokes

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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Blonde Jokes

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

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Blonde Jokes

Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

Соw: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"

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Animal Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.

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Animal Jokes

How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.

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Animal Jokes

Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

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Animal Jokes Pet Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the соw's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.

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Animal Jokes