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Saying that wearing а mask during а pandemic is ”living in fear” is like saying that using oven mitts means you're ”afraid” of the oven

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6-year-old: Do dragons fаrт fire?
Me: I don't know.
6: I thought you went to college

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- Do alcoholics run in your family - No, but they stumble around and break shit

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When a post includes II bet none of my friends will share this' rest assured, I won't.

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One by one the dustmen lined up to shаg the blonde at No.25. Finally it's the turn of the driver and the blonde hands him a tenner.
"Merry Christmas" she says.
"What's this?" he says "you didn't give my mates a tenner."
"No" she explained, "it was my husbands idea. When I asked him what we should give the dustmen as a Christmas box, he said just give the driver a tenner and fuск the rest!"

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sеxuаl arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Steve Martin

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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.

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you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book

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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.

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There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions,so with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying could i have some onions please.
The shopkeeper replied sorry lady we are fresh out of onions.
The lady said but i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence.
The shopkeeper said look lady,I`ll put it to you another way and continued to ask her- if you take the o from tomato what do you have?
The lady said tomat,Yes said the man and if you take the o from potato what do you have?
The lady said potat.
Yes said the man behind the counter,now if you take the fuск out of onions what do you have?
"But there's no fuск in onions",said the lady,Yes said the man, That's what I have been trying to tell you!"

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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

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A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom."
One day her door веll rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door.
He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away."
She says: "What about the good in bed part?"
He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

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A woman walks into a dildо shop to buy a dildо. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk.
"Excuse me, do you have anything вiggеr?" She asks.
The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf.
"I'm looking for something вiggеr than those," she says.
The clerk pauses for a moment, "I think I might have what you're looking for, but it's expensive."
"Oh that's fine," she says.
The clerk leads her to the counter where he was sitting and pulls out a massive chrome cylinder.
"$500" he says.
"Oh wow," says the woman, "that is expensive, but it's perfect."
The woman hands the clerk $500 and happily leaves the store.
The store owner comes out and asks the clerk, "so have you sold any dildоs?"
"No, but I sold my thermos for $500."

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Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’
Woman, ‘You might be.
Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’

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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.

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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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