Larry was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Larry, let me tell you something… on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on.
She did and said, ‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.
I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we never had any problems.
‘Hmmm,’ said Larry. He thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon, Larry took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘here - try these on.
She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large, they don’t fit me.
Larry said, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Larry. She said, ‘Here-you try on mine.
He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.
Karen said, ‘Exactly, and if you don’t change your smart аss attitude, you never will.
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