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- Какво искаш за обяд, миличко? Сочно говеждо, прясна сьомга или пикантно пилешко? - Что ты хочешь на ужин? Пикантную говядину, аппетитную семгу или сочную курицу? Ontem à noite eu estava sentado no sofá, vendo TV, quando ouvi a voz da minha mulher vindo da cozinha: — O que você vai querer para o jantar, meu amor? Peixe, frango, bife ou pernil? Eu disse: —...
Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen:
"Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."
She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' to the dog!"
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- Какво искаш за обяд, миличко? Сочно говеждо, прясна сьомга или пикантно пилешко? - Что ты хочешь на ужин? Пикантную говядину, аппетитную семгу или сочную курицу? Ontem à noite eu estava sentado no sofá, vendo TV, quando ouvi a voz da minha mulher vindo da cozinha: — O que você vai querer para o jantar, meu amor? Peixe, frango, bife ou pernil? Eu disse: —...
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