Last year my mate found out that his sреrм count was too low to have a family and was devastated.
I offered to have sеx with his wife and they agreed.
He phoned me this morning and said “Look, you’ve been nailing my missus twice a day for the last six months and she’s still not pregnant, why”?
“Well, it may have something to do with the vasectomy I had two years ago” I replied