Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.

Въпрос: Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Si tu estas perdido en una isla desierta con Adolfo Hitler, Atila el Huno y un abogado y tienes una pistola con solo dos balas, ¿qué haces? R: Le disparas al abogado dos veces.
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