Little Johnny and his father are in Ikea. Little Johnny ask loudly: “I need to piss. I need to piss! Please!!!”

Little Johnny and his father are in Ikea. Little Johnny ask loudly: “I need to рiss. I need to рiss! Please!!!”
The father is embarrassed and says,
“Please don’t yell рiss like that. Next time say that you want to sing.”
In the evening, mommy brings little Johnny and his sister to bed. She kisses them both good night, when suddenly little Johnny says,
“Mommy, I’d really like to sing.
The mother says, “I’m sorry but you can’t. Your sister’s already asleep.
“But I really need to sing”, insists Johnny.
The mother sighs, “Ok, but just very quietly into my ear”.

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