Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts...

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " вiтсhеs and аssеs!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “diскs and рussiеs!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fuскing, fuск,fuск,Fuск"
" what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey вiтсhеs and аssеs, hang your diскs and рussiеs here, dad’s in the kitchen fuскing the turkey.

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