Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said,: ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!''
Grandma: ''The better to see you with, my dear.''
Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!''
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear.''
Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!''
Grandma: ''Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!?''