Love Jokes

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Love Jokes

I wrote a romance novel. It's called, "She Fell In Love With A Painter, But He Gave Her The Brush."

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.

My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.

In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.

The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside... Break their bones because they have 206 of them.

An iron rule of a leader - make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

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