Love Jokes

I wrote a romance novel. It's called, "She Fell In Love With A Painter, But He Gave Her The Brush."

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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

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I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.

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In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.

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The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside... Break their bones because they have 206 of them.

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An iron rule of a leader - make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

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