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Em Londres, marido e mulher se acomodam na mesa de um restaurante. O garçom pergunta: — O que os senhores desejam? — Eu quero um filé mal passado! — responde o homem. — Senhor? Tem certeza? E a... Мъж и жена сядат в ресторант. Идва сервитьорът да им вземе поръчката. - Добър вечер! Какво ще желаете? - Една голяма телешка пържола за мен - казал мъжът. - Ами лудата крава? - Тя може да си поръча... Levei minha esposa ao restaurante. O garçom, por algum motivo, anotou meu pedido primeiro. — Vou querer churrasco mal passado, por favor. O garçom disse: — O senhor não está preocupado com a vaca... Am scos-o pe nevasta-mea la un restaurant. S-a intimplat ca ospatarul sa ia mai intii comanda mea. "Un cotlet mare de vita in singe pe gratar. M-a intrebat: "Nu va pasa de vaca nebuna?" "Nu.", am... Βγήκαμε με την γυναίκα μου για φαγητό. Ο σερβιτόρος, για κάποιο λόγο, πήρε πρώτα την δική μου παραγγελία. - Θα πάρω μια μοσχαρίσια μπριζόλα. Λίγο ψημένη, να έχει μέσα αίμα. - Δεν ανησυχείτε για την...
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband.
"But sir, what about the mad соw?" asks the waiter.
"Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
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Em Londres, marido e mulher se acomodam na mesa de um restaurante. O garçom pergunta: — O que os senhores desejam? — Eu quero um filé mal passado! — responde o homem. — Senhor? Tem certeza? E a... Мъж и жена сядат в ресторант. Идва сервитьорът да им вземе поръчката. - Добър вечер! Какво ще желаете? - Една голяма телешка пържола за мен - казал мъжът. - Ами лудата крава? - Тя може да си поръча... Levei minha esposa ao restaurante. O garçom, por algum motivo, anotou meu pedido primeiro. — Vou querer churrasco mal passado, por favor. O garçom disse: — O senhor não está preocupado com a vaca... Am scos-o pe nevasta-mea la un restaurant. S-a intimplat ca ospatarul sa ia mai intii comanda mea. "Un cotlet mare de vita in singe pe gratar. M-a intrebat: "Nu va pasa de vaca nebuna?" "Nu.", am... Βγήκαμε με την γυναίκα μου για φαγητό. Ο σερβιτόρος, για κάποιο λόγο, πήρε πρώτα την δική μου παραγγελία. - Θα πάρω μια μοσχαρίσια μπριζόλα. Λίγο ψημένη, να έχει μέσα αίμα. - Δεν ανησυχείτε για την...
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