Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in
Front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar
And a sign that says “Indian chief know all! $5”. So the fellow’s curiosity gets the better of him
And he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks “What did I have for breakfast on this
Day 10 years ago?”. Chief taps his сhin for a moment and says “Hmmm eggs. You had
Eggs!”. “Eggs?” shouts the guy “Everybody has eggs! I’ve been had!” throws his hands in the
Air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same
Town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he
Stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-аss, holds up
His hand and says “How”. Chief taps his сhin for a moment and says “Poached”.
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