Mary had a little snатсh, a teeny tiny hole,
Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole.
He greased her up squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little тiт,
but nothing seemed to work for him, the dam thing would not fit!
So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass,
and just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her аss!