Me and my wife were lying in bed last night, when she asked me “If you could compare me to one thing in the universe, what would it be?” I said “the sun.” She asked “Aww, is that because I’m bright, beautiful and you couldn’t live without me?” I said “No. It’s because not one person in the fuскing universe wants to look directly at you.”
Me and my wife were lying in bed last night, when she asked me “If you could compare me to one thing in the universe, what would it be?”
I said “the sun.”
She asked “Aww, is that because I’m bright, beautiful and you couldn’t live without me?”
I said “No. It’s because not one person in the fuскing universe wants to look directly at you.”