Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!" Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on...

Michigan Lawyer:
"Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?"
Barney:
"No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!"
Lawyer:
"Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?"
Barney:
"A 1928 Ford Car."

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