Мiск and Раddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naïve. …

‘Jayzoos, Maury an’ Josef, Раddy, this is a great city,’ says Мiск. …
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‘Why’s that Мiск?’ responds Раddy. ….
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‘Well, to be sure,’ explains Мiск, ‘where else in the world would a complete stranger come up to ye, make idle chat, invite you to dinner and then offer you to spend the night at their house?’ …

‘Begorrah, ‘ splutters Раddy, ‘did that happen to ye?’ …

‘No,’ says Мiск, ‘but it happens to me beautiful sister all the time.’