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How does Steve stay in shape?
He runs around the BLOCK.

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How do you become good at Minecraft?
DEADication.

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Did you hear about the Sheep who tried to eat a Cactus?
Accidents WOOL happen.

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What did Steve say to Diamond block?
I dig you.

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Why did the zombie go on a date with Alex?
He wanted a woman with BRRAAAAAINS.

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What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
A HAMburglar.

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Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It's going to be a BLOCKbuster.

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Where are Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen from?
The Nether-lands.

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How does Steve chop down a tree with his bare hands?
How WOOD I know?

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Why did the Zombie eat the Skeleton?
He wanted his воnе and marrow.

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Where do you shear a sheep?
At the baa baa shop.

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Did you hear they finally added portals to Minecraft PE?
Better late than nether.

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Why couldn't the Zombie Pigman get out of lava?
Because he was a slow-pork.

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What time do you see Zombies in Minecraft?
At ATE oclock.

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What time is it when ten ocelots chase a creeper?
Ten After One.

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What was Steve doing near a mob spawner?
Creeping warm.

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Where can you sell all your Minecraft eggs?
At the spawn shop.

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How did Grim stop a DanTDM video?
By pressing the paws button.

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