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Why did Steve cry wolf?
Because he ate the three little pigs.

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Did you hear the rumor about hostile mobs in the nether?
All they do is make lava.

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Why did Steve need mouthwash after killing passive mobs?
Because he had bat breath.

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Why doesn't "Hit The Target" steal cats?
Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.

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What do zombies and skeletons need in the morning?
SunBLOCK.

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How do you know Steve is interested in a girl?
He takes a look at her chest.

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How does Steve measure his boot size?
In Square Feet.

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Where do most hostile mobs come from?
North and South Scarolina.

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Did you know Taylor Swift once dated Steve from Minecraft?
She even wrote a song about him "We Are Never Ever Ever Going To The Nether."

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Why did the hostile mob explode in the middle of a dance party?
He was just creeping it real.

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What happens when you spawn a pile of kittens?
You get a meowntain.

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Why did the store sell minecraft toys without arms and legs?
Because they were chinese rip-offs.

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Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking.

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Why can't creepers reproduce?
Because they explode during inтеrсоursе!

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How do you stop a hostile mob from attacking you?
You block their path.

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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Noobs ask a lot of questions.

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A creeper walks into a bar......Everybody dies.

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Why can you always find Zombie Pigmen at Subway?
Because they like to "Eat Flesh".

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