Mom (in shower): Ugh Ugh ohhh ya...
Me(on other side of door wanking): Oh god I'MA BLAST
Mom: what?
Me: Nothing just playing some games
Mom: Can you give me a towel I left it in my room.
Me: k
Mom: opens door
Me: passes towel with out looking
Mom: Walks out woth towel on
Me: BOO!
Mom: *drops towel*
Me: *beats meat*