МОNА LISA’S MOTHER: After all that money your father and I spent on braces.. that are the biggest smile you can give us?”

COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!

MICHELANGELOÂ’S MOTHER: Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

JONAH’S MOTHER: “That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last forty years.

THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!

PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: "I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew. ”