Signs That You're Out of College:
- Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.
- You've lost the thread on your favorite soap opera.
- 8 a.m. means shower and shave, not wake and bake.
- You file taxes with more than three digits.
- You hear your favorite songs in doctor's waiting rooms and when you're on hold with the bank.
- You're not carded anymore for anything.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You now know there's no such thing as "looking mature."
- You get your news from sources other than ESPN and MTV.
- Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
- Doing shots and smoking cigarettes guarantees midnight dry heaves and a sinus attack instead of midnight skinny dipping and a Big Mac attack.
- You go from 130 days to seven days of vacation time.
- You actually eat breakfast foods - at breakfast time.
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