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Most Popular Jokes

Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.

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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own аss.

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I live like a medieval knight.
Every night I go to sleep with a battleaxe at my side.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

‘I believe that sеx is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
There be any "we" in the first place."

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Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.

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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage

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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.

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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years.
A competent attorney can delay one even longer.

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Lawyer Jokes

Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.

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Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.

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Animal Jokes

Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!

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Animal Jokes

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

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Animal Jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island.
The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door.
‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead.
The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’

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Blonde Jokes

Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.

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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.

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