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Mother made a nice lunch and told little red to take this to grandmothers house through the woods. She warned little red to stay on the trail and do not take the shortcut through the forest as the big bad wolf was about, and if he catches you he'll suск your тiтs dry. Little red skipped down the trail until she was out of sight . Ignoring her mothers advise she headed through the forest on the shortcut. She came upon the swamp and met Mr. turtle. Mr. Turtle said to little red:
"Why would you be off the trail and into the woods when you know the big bad wolf is about, and if he catches you he'll suск your тiтs dry? Ignoring Mr. Turtle she headed on through the forest. Sure enough the big bad wolf leaped from behind a tree and said; " I've got you Little red, and now I'm going to suск your тiтs dry.
Little red said 'Oh no you won't big bad wolf, as she hiked up her skirt, "your going to eat me, just like the story goes.
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