My boss тhrusт a picture under my nose, “What the fсuк is this?!” he asked. “Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me fсuкing your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly been Photoshopped.” “What?” he said, relaxing slightly, “How can you tell?” “Well, your wife’s тiтs aren’t that big and they’ve airbrushed out the mole by her рussy.”
My boss тhrusт a picture under my nose, “What the fсuк is this?!” he asked.
“Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me fсuкing your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly been Photoshopped.”
“What?” he said, relaxing slightly, “How can you tell?”
“Well, your wife’s тiтs aren’t that big and they’ve airbrushed out the mole by her рussy.”