My date invited me back to her place for a coffee last night.
As we walked through her door she ripped her clothes off, throwing me to her sofa.
As she pulled my соск out from my boxers and swung her leg over me I said, “Before you stick that in there, aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Dont worry about a соndом, I’m on the pill,” she smiled.
“I was talking about my fuскing coffee,” I replied.