Pervert Jokes

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me,
“You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.”
I asked why. She replied,
“Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store??
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles.
I guess it was pretty nuts.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."