My mate walked up to me in the pub last night and said, “Who’s the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?” “That’s my new girlfriend.” I replied. “Really?” he said, “You’ve kept that one quiet.”
My mate walked up to me in the pub last night and said, “Who’s the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?”
“That’s my new girlfriend.” I replied.
“Really?” he said, “You’ve kept that one quiet.”