My son came up to me today and asked “Dad, why do Jews have big noses?” “I don’t know, son,” I replied. “You’ve got quite a big nose,” he said. “That doesn’t mean I’m a Jew though.” “Oh good,” he said, “Can you lend me a tenner then?”
My son came up to me today and asked “Dad, why do Jews have big noses?”
“I don’t know, son,” I replied.
“You’ve got quite a big nose,” he said.
“That doesn’t mean I’m a Jew though.”
“Oh good,” he said, “Can you lend me a tenner then?”