My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big cheese and ham salad sandwich. “Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said. Five minutes later I took it off her and threw it in the bin. “What the heck?!” she snarled. “Remember this feeling,” I said. “Next time you come to bed all sеxy, in a nightie, smelling gorgeous and ask me just to frickin’ hold you.”
My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big cheese and ham salad sandwich.
“Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said.
Five minutes later I took it off her and threw it in the bin.
“What the heck?!” she snarled.
“Remember this feeling,” I said. “Next time you come to bed all sеxy, in a nightie, smelling gorgeous and ask me just to frickin’ hold you.”