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A trucker was driving down a highway in Alabama in the middle of no where when he came across a black man pushing his bike down the side of the road trying to flag down a ride.
The trucker figured he was in the middle of no where and was feeling generous so he pulled over and told the black guy, “You can have a ride, but I don’t have any room in the cab, so you will have to ride in the back with the bowling ваlls. I’m in a hurry, so hop in.”
The black man, happy to have a ride, hops in the back.
A half hour passes before the truck driver is pulled over for speeding. The officer asks for his license and registration before saying he needs to take a look in the back. Eager to get back on the road, the trucker obliges. The officer opens the back, sees the black man, the bike and the bowling ваlls before slamming the doors closed and telling the trucker to get the hеll out of his state as fast as he can.
The truck speeds off and the cop gets back in his cruiser to find a confused partner.
His partner asks, “What was that all about?”
The cop replies, “You’ll never believe it, but that lunatic was hauling a whole batch of niggеr eggs and one had already hatched and stolen a bike!”
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how, after the worship service, he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the
Church building.
Therefore, he was slightly annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," said the minister. "But you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said,
"Brothers and Sisters, we are in difficulty. The roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star-Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist.
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