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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.
He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while.
She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?”

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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re taking inventory.’

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In a stationery store, Mike quickly picked out a card for his wife for their anniversary.
The clerk was surprised by how little time it took him, and she began relating a story about another customer who spent a half-hour searching for the right anniversary greeting.
Noticing the man lingering over one card after another, the clerk went to see if she could help.
“Is there a problem?” she asked.
“Yes, there is,” he replied ruefully. “I can’t find one my wife will believe.”

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The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can u imagine the self control that is required to work there, "must not pop bubbles".

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A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whоrеhоusе.
The guy says to the cabbie, “Wanna make a $100?” The cabbie says, “Sure, what do I have to do?”.
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whоrеhоusе and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
A couple of minutes later the whоrе house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this women out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab. The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, “Here hold her!!”
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, “THIS AIN’T MY WIFE”.
The cabbie replied, “I KNOW, IT’S FСUКING MINE; I’M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!”.

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Research shows that men speak 25,000 words a day and a women speaks 30,000 a day..
The problem is, after the husband comes home from work having consumed his 25,000 words..
The wife starts her 30,000.

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A man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, “it’s in the pocket,”
“it’s in the pocket,” the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, “it’s in the hat”, “it’s in the hat.”
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; “NOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP.”

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A wannabe singer was auditioning for a part in a musical, in which she had to sing a song. She gave it her best shot and when she was done, asked the producer if she hit all the right notes.
"You certainly did," the producer replied. "You packaged them quite conveniently around all the wrong ones."

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What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?
One wheel!

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Did they name the white powdery stuff you get at the beach ‘sand’ because it’s between the sea and the land?

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I just flew in from New York City, and boy is my middle finger tired.

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What would you call something that cleans vacuums?
"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.

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Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.

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What song was Tarzan singing when he slid down the grapevine?
"Great Ваlls of Fire."

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Why do artists constantly feel cold?
Because they’re surrounded by drafts.

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How do chinese get there names. Throw a fork down the stairs

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I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.

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Dirty jokes

Unscramble these words!
1.) Pneis
2.) Htielr
3.) Nggeri
4.) Buttsxe
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGЕR and SUBTEXT?

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I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE my first lady.

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What do a pregnant woman frozen вееr and a burnt pizza have in common
An idiот who forgot to take it out in time
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