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What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t

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I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

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What is the differences between a preschool and a реdорhilе’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

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You know, most people take rocks for granite… sorry

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I was walking in the forrest with my gf
I had a desert eagle for protection
A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

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Animal Jokes

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

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Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

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I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

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Roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better

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What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
Don’t look I’m Dressing!

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“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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Hotel Jokes

Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

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What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.

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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift

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What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?

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Knock knock lettuce in

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Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

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Lettuce ketchup

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I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

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What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

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