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Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

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Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

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Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

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Roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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What burns up a football stadium???
A football ’ match ’

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Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood

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What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.

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We all hear cause we cut our selfs right
I mean
Jk

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

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People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

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Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jеrк and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation. This happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

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Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

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How do you кill a downy
Put rat poison on their shoulder

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Your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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When ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?

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Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u

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